Thursday, November 30, 2006

It must've been something I SNORT


I'm an Inverted Snob (IS).

Thankfully, this abnormality is confined to a perverse cynicism rather than a physical attribute. Like any inverted living body implement, a provoked inverted converts. There must be another comma somewhere. I'm just being an anal IS.

I've great appetite for food blogs. I chew and spit at their rather folksy assessment of canteen food which they pass off as some epicurean adventure. If a gweilo dishes out pak choy pasta, the raving approvals would make you think they discovered that their parents had physical fusion and didnt buy them from Tesco. Naturally, the gweilo is bestowed the title,"World Class Pasta Chef". He's probably still laughing while milking his cow in Parma.

Travel blogs are good to go too. I like the way these provincial bloggers take us through a journey of opening our eyes and expanding our minds. How else would I know that LA is a 'fantastic' city and culture is a huge shopping mall?

Since my life doesnt exclusively revolve around blogs, I'm also an IS at work, play, home, pub, airplane, car, people.

You wouldnt understand.

21 comments:

dp said...

SCHNOB...;p

yati said...

heh heh heh... inverted snob. I AM A SNOB!! OK... a snob wannabe *grin* teach me oh guru sicko!!

anttyk said...

We are all snobs, in our own way... Especially in areas where we think we are the subject matter expert.

Pantani's 2nd Cousin said...

Ya la.. Devil's Curry is the best food in the world. I dont know how many times I've heard it. Jeez.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

what i do understand is that: You Love Me.

pugly said...

IS is good, no?

waffles said...

we dont have to understand each other, loverboy.

lilyliverbird said...

I read your blog. Does that make a snob? or reverse snob?

sicko said...

dp, *snort*

yati, its simple really. just pretend to be humble. snobs display great humility especially when in a superior position.

anttyk, but i know EVERYTHING.

pantani, the best food is one that you can spread easily.

babe, an IS would say I love you because he's secure enough to know that you love him more.

pugly, its hard to detect an IS. They're unassuming, sweet and a good listener.

waffles, dont understand, just tolerate me.

lily, only the discerning reads my blog.

vic said...

OK, after reading this post, i've decided to re-write and delay posting on Yangon trip which ended yesterday. :)


vic

Anonymous said...

if you invert a snob, you get bons, which ... doesn't mean a thing. right, i don't understand.

sicko said...

vic, i like yangoon. i've an opinion about the place. :D

bk, your're getting Mixed Up.

Leen Ash Burn said...

Tsk. You're an IS but you still want to read about the ladyboys in Phuket on my blog? Pfthh.

Yng Lyn said...

ooo dont forget that Perugia is littered with doggy poo.

you found that out through my blog y'see ;)

bunnywunny said...

I think i am a reverse snob. Make any sense?

sicko said...

leen, budden that's a phuket institution. An IS embraces culture.

lyn, dog poo and where you found love. ;)

bunny, a reverse snob must mean you hate confrontations although you're ALWAYS right. you're always backing out of arguments.

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DareDevil8 said...

i have an inverted shit[is]creeping out of my air vent orifices while digesting your herculean bombarstic flow of inverted cognition.
i guess there'sa bit of SPG'ism in us the asians what more so among arm[anal]chair traveler

toad licker said...

Reading this post made me feel like I just ran my tongue over a bufo alvarius.

Damn.

sic6sense said...

ok, i deleted the comments becoz they werent necessary. so whoever you're, i dont need them.

daredevil, you've a way about you which is incomprehensible.

toad, thanks. do come back for lessons in haute cuisine.