Saturday, January 05, 2008

Sicko United 2008

Its been a long time since the original list. With less money to spend (last team got relegated), I'm buying local with the exception of one. He's pretty cheap anyway.

Sicko United 2008

Goalkeeper. Khairy Jamaluddin. Nothing gets past him.

Rightback. Alex Yoong (again) in A1 GP. After 2 seasons of relative success, he rediscovered his form (at right behind the others).

Centreback 1 and 2. Andrea Fonseka. A pair of perky ones.

Leftback. Hans Isaac. His partner got hitched.

Righthalf. K Fed. The court judged him to be the better parent.

Defensive midfielder. Samy Vellu. He covers his line well and is never at fault.

Playmaker. Pak Lah. Spreads (big cabinet) and passes out (zzzz) the play conveniently.

Left winger. Anwar Ibrahim. He's still working the channels with his mazy runs.

Nippy striker. Raja Petra Kamaruddin. He loves to shoot but rarely scores.

Big striker. Datuk K. He certainly scored big time.

Manager. Son of Bhutto. He's already plotting for the future.


lilyliverbird said...

Wot about uncle chua? can be goalie wot..he uses a glove on the pitch. he he

ghost of said...

column we know you don't write, your attention spans too short.

all the same, your wit is cranking it up once again.

still amused or else won't be seeking.;-)

Hot Tea said...

LOL, glad to see you back with your tongue in cheek pieces, Sic. Where has your tongue been in for half a year?

sicko said...

lils, thought about uncle chua but i guess he'll have to wait for 2009 such is the competition for places.

ghost of, attention span too short? u mean i'm a special child?:D

hot tea, tongue tied. :p

ghost of said... be politically incorrect, you mean "cacat"?

Thought you'd fall into a category of inefficiency not a disability.

Then again there is a possibility of it since you've brought it up. ;)

anttyk said...

Hahaha, welcome back sic.

Happy new year.

bex said...