Thursday, January 19, 2006

Wishful Thinking

Someone asked if there was a vacancy in my office. Noncholantly, I offered the position under my table. Strangely, that piqued her interest. Masking her perversion with her puppy dog look, she wanted to know the job function. Unmasking my perversion, I shot back "Sit and Spit".

I'm the only one allowed to "Sit and Split".

(real dumb but this conversation did take place)

14 comments:

HoneyR said...

"Sit and Spit" does sound nice (since it rhymes and all...) but you mean you are really a man who doesn't like a woman to... swallow? :D

Interesting...

sic6sense said...

*gulps* (for air)

Matilda said...

and i thought men like women who swallow their ermm... juices?

[Is]landa said...

ill vouch for that :P

sic6sense said...

spit means to lubricate! should change that to 'Sip and Spit'!

Cosmic_GurL said...

U mean men dont spit?

Anonymous said...

I fell off my chair reading this entry!

imperfectnez said...

Why not just use them all! "Sit, Spit and Sip!".

Nict said...

hahahaha bro you sure do know how to brighten up my mornnig. after reading this, am looking forward to tee off at 2.45 today ... hahahahaha *dang, where on earth did this guy manage to find all those women and why cant i find them too .. sigh .. i hate sic*

vic said...

Perhaps being from that particular elite school is the reason, Nict? Muahahahahahaha!

But seriously, who are you trying to fool here? Everyone knows youre "the diplomat" and the ladies' man.

cheers
vic

p.s. used to have lots of hypothetical discussions with some nice ones about job vacancies under my table. ahh..those were the days.

vic said...

@ imperfectnez & Sic

Why not just use them all! "Sit, Sip, Spit, Swallow and Split!".

vic

Nict said...

hahahaha .. going there were suppose to help a lot but in my case i guess it didnt .. being diplomatic is the safest course of action bro .. hahahaha .. ladies man? errr .. dun think so lah .. if that is so ahh then i will be having tons of nice blogs to put on my page .. alas im content with my machines .. :))

sic6sense said...

cosmic gurl, I do.

imperfectnez, I'm getting giddy just thinking about it.

nict, i got the perfect girl for you. call me!

vic, I'll be sg next week. Drinks?

Noni said...

think u guys missed slip, slap and slop!