Monday, October 09, 2006

Special Haiku for Alex Yoong

Alex finally comes good at the historic Brno circuit in Czech Republic.

Sure, I was one of your detractors and I did lust after Arianna but you could say that about 5 million other guys. Like a true Malaysian lalang, I'm firmly on your side now.

A specially composed haiku to commemorate our victory, dreamer boy.

Just when I had thought
you're an Elvis' devotee,
You Czech-mated me.


Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness.

I was watching the race for about two seconds yesterday (no choice, dad hogged the remote) and heard something about alex being in fifth place.

But this.


Way to go Alex.

*that should be Dato' Alex Yoong soon, oui?*

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

eheh ...

once, he stood merely inches away from me, looking at me, smiling at me ... and later invited me to lunch.

but me, a smart-aleck, decided to give it a miss.

now, i'll settle for a sicko.

Anonymous said...

Babe OVLB,

(sorry Sic, just making myself comfortable here)

You could have been a Datin by now. Come,come, let's go clothes shopping again. I'm sure you don't have Arianna's stretch marks.


A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

oh but i do, B.Arms, i do. and i am proud of them.

i always let my datuk sicko tickle them.

Anonymous said...

haha. fecking brills!


Lily the Poo said...

Bumped into him one night. A drunk friend said to him, "I am faster on my go kart"

tigerjoe said...

F1 was too hard,
but A1 seems to suit him.
Va-va-voom! Yee-haa!

Yes, I know. My haiku sounds stupider than yours.

sicko said...

BA, it will be a close race with the first gay astronaut to see who gets the datukship first.

babe, settle?? that hurts.

i like orange peel. makes good marmalade.

debs, i was inspired by the czech bunnies at the podium.

lils, i'm sure he gets it all the time. sikit kasihan dia.

tiger, you mean there's such thing as a SMART haiku?! LOL.

Anonymous said...

sounds like babe of very little brain has her eyes on you, sic6sense :)

sicko said...

anon, but she's the babe. and an incorrigible flirt.

Anonymous said...


as gwen stefani said:

"so what you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting foooorrrrrrrrrrr............."

(i love that song)

a non-entity

Anonymous said...


as gwen stefani said:

"so what you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting foooorrrrrrrrrrr............."

(i love that song)

a non-entity

Yng Lyn said...

Good! he has redeemed his failure in Formula Uno!!!

drama mama the abstinent said...

Don't have pile-ups in A1 for our dear Alex to take 4D number from ah?

(I dunno why that oft-repeated joke tickles me so much as pathetic as it is.. :P)

You say you like orange peel, sic? Waah.. you my kind of guy then. After Raya I give you one big, sloppy kiss. Now tak boleh. :D

Keropok said...

Alex Yoong is a really nice fella, and I have had the opportunity to spend some time with him at a test in Silverstone in end August, and once again with some Malaysian journalists in Zandvoort, The Netherlands during the opening race last week.

He is simply fired up for the season, obviously capable, and really working hard on his focus. And might I add, very popular in the paddock.

Updates on my blog.

anttyk said...

Malaysia Boleh! Hahaha.

[Is]landa said...

why you never call me back wan?
i got hot story for you.

TTG said...

Not sure if I want to sponsor A1 event in MAL in Nov...should I??

princesswaffzonkle said...

to juxtapose alex and sicko, its sicko for me handsdown.
*berangan sicko oiled and flexing muscles with liverbird tat shining on his arms*

Anonymous said...

waffle, u mean the chicken rice shop tats tu ke? lol.
sorry sic :)

The Squatter said...

all this jockeying to get laid by bloggers is amusing to watch...

sic6sense said...

*garu kepala*

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

kepala mana you garu? come come lemme help.

Anonymous said...

there was yellow driver in A1
people said cannot last in the long run
then menang the race in Brno
not once; but two times you know
suddenly everyone want to be kawan

sicko said...

good one, grey matter. :)