Thursday, October 19, 2006

You are Connected!

Its true that it takes a second to score a goal. I was awake for that one second when the ball deflected off Crouch past the Bordeaux's goalkeeper. The keeper should claim for assist as he contrived to dive away from a lackadaisical ball that seemed to hoover mid-air, Matrix like. Ok, maybe 2 seconds.

Thats how long it took to juice up my liver with a shot of tequila. 12 seconds, half a dozen shots later, I was drenched with charisma. My 4 step moves, exhilarated rather than amused. A farewell drink too many for the Cat in the Hat at Velvet. He's moving to Europe for good. People should only move for better.

Time I pack my bags as my flight is a couple of hours away. The biggest challenge is to conceal, wrap and deodorize my running shoes. I dont want to attract too much attention as I havent been paying my taxes. Really, I'm not running away.

Effendi didnt get away with trying to flog off parcels of interior land as part of the divorce settlement. I dont think Farida is laughing though, the RM7 million cash wont go a long way to upkeep her vanity.

Apparently, the Tun and the PM are going to settle their differences before Raya. This culture of compromise is going to ruin the country. Can you imagine the conversation? Full of "saya setuju tapi". *roll eyes*

You may not agree but you might understand the point of this post. I can now confirm that the 6 degrees of separation works. I've linked Crouch to you through the Cat in the Hat, my running shoes, Effendi and the Prime Minister.

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Have a good one! Normal headjob should resume in less hazy conditions.

15 comments:

Owen's wag forever said...

crouch??? you blog about crouch????
*uwaaaaaaaaaaah*

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

i'll miss you, baby!

Ms J said...

hahaha..i am soooo honored to be linked to your running shoes, more so than Effendi whachamacallit cradle snatcher blokey.

Selamat Hari Raya to you too and you will be missed so why not blog while munching on tart nenas? your fans in foreignland need to be maused and entertained on raya day

princesswaffzonkle said...

sicko, dont forget to take my picture with you okay. i tak nak u demam kat sana.

happy hols sweetie.

secondhand tiara said...

jahat u.. :)

dilettanteP said...

As usual, I dun get you...

thinktankgal said...

Happy Holidays! Have fun with the real tarts ;)

Anonymous said...

hmmm, i was kinda waiting for a Raya haiku...

SHR AF MZB

left behind said...

were you on a crouch?
it is so tiara ...
you compromised?
she setuju but ...
still with running shoes?
and some sweat

[Is]landa said...

buy me a mcdreamy from down under!

Yng Lyn said...

this is unrelated to the post but...

SELAMAT HARI RAYA and HAPPY DEEPAVALI

okay, I am redundant ;)

[Is]landa said...

cepatlah balik!!!

Keropok said...

Have a good time there. You're one helluva writer, I tell you that much!

anttyk said...

Headjob! Headjob! Headjob!

sic6sense said...

thanks for the wishes! i celebrate any time off.