Wednesday, June 07, 2006
A Picker Me Upper
Since I needed a laugh after being emotionally drained yesterday, I made up a joke since I found others conventionally funny. So I call today's invention, 'Logic Defying Joke'.
How do you smell a rat?
Logic dictates that you hold it close.
How do you smell a rat from afar?
You can always smell a dirty rat from afar.
Dirty, clean or paraplegic, a rat is still a rat, right?
RAT-A-TAT-TAT! Thats why we shoot them down all the same!
Hahaha! That was so uplifting, just like a glass of champagne after work. I'm so perked up now.
Bring em' auditors on!!