Wednesday, June 07, 2006

A Picker Me Upper

Since I needed a laugh after being emotionally drained yesterday, I made up a joke since I found others conventionally funny. So I call today's invention, 'Logic Defying Joke'.

How do you smell a rat?
Logic dictates that you hold it close.

How do you smell a rat from afar?
You can always smell a dirty rat from afar.

Dirty, clean or paraplegic, a rat is still a rat, right?
RAT-A-TAT-TAT! Thats why we shoot them down all the same!

Hahaha! That was so uplifting, just like a glass of champagne after work. I'm so perked up now.

Bring em' auditors on!!


princesswaffzonkle said...

What's an auditor?

Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

i now have a headache.

keep the pecker up, yea!

[Is]landa said...

hari ini tidak ada update?
kerja keras ke?

ps: i hope you're sihat 'wasiat' :)