Thursday, June 22, 2006

Tit of An Idea


Flashes of the 9th Malaysian Plan and Vision 2020 rudely interrupted my day time fantasy of flossing Kylie's dentures. The Government and the Oxbridge type folks would thank me for the piece that will glue other pieces, the lie that will cover other lies and the killer strategy that will destroy all TIUs (This Idea is Useless).

And I'm giving away this miracle of a tit sucking idea free. This country needs 4 seasons. Thats right, you heard it here first. Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. We have wrongly benchmarked DEVELOPED. Its not about GDP, education or the environment, its about the fact that ALL developed countries have 4 seasons. The damn Singaporeans are getting it right; they have airconditioned the whole island.

Imagine all industries would increase 4 folds. A black Kelisa for winter, the auburn one for autumn, baby blue for spring and hot chilli red topless one for summer. Even the Bakun project would become feasible as more power are consumed during those cold sexless nights.

My brilliant execution strategy comes cheaper than a 1 hp air condition. Really, its cummingggggggggg!!! ohHHH yeahhhhhhh!!!

Told you it was a tit sucking idea.

6 comments:

princesswaffzonkle said...

make it spring all year long for me please; it's a happy season.

babulicious said...

As i've told ya, esoterically TITillating stuff!!!

Princess, spring is happy but personally, i prefer the autumn. Love the crisp oncoming cold in the air, and the colours of the falling leaves. It puts your life in sepia; in pleasant contemplation.

I want!

Yes, sic make it happen. Please? Please?? PLEASE??????

lilyliverbird said...

I thought malaysians are only interested in musim durian

plenteh said...

Agree with babulicious... autumn's my fave season too. The crisp air, the vibrant colours.

Spring and it's pollen (and corresponding hayfever) I'll gladly pass.

Summer and its heat... hel-lo... we already have it all year round (albeit with 80% humidity tacked on :P)

Winter is D.E.P.R.E.S.S.I.N.G.

So yeah autumn all year round would so increase my... err... 'productivity'. :D

Yng Lyn said...

say no to winter unless winter fashion rocks!

kylie scares me, how did you get that pic?

sic6sense said...

cant decide if i prefer a cool summer or a hot winter.

lyn, all pics here are googled!