"Arsenal vice-chairman David Dein has promised Arsene Wenger a job for life as he celebrates his 10th anniversary as manager of the Gunners. "
Resigned 10 times today. Yesterday, it was 5 times. If this upward trend continues, the job might be out of me. (you got to be kidding! There are at least 156,447 people in this city alone who can do a better job.)
I like the idea of being put out to pasture. (early retirement is only for the invalid, bozo!)
I could spend time on my hobbies. (hobbies are only for those who need a distraction from work, MacGyver!)
Social work is my calling. (Oi! The lost cause starts HERE!)
Ok ok I'll look for something "productive". (Hahaha.. you put the 'un' in productive, UNCLE)!)
So Mr. Smartass, what should I do then? (*beep*)