Thursday, March 29, 2007

Unfit

I'm not one for the brilliance of a sunrise or the introspective sunset. There's nothing quite like the transition into nightfall. Or the moment after dusk.

I'll sit in darkness. Waiting.

-------------------------------------------------------

A flustered labia wrote to me.

Sharifah Labia said...

Look at me, I'm Lily O,
lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't,
I'm Lily O,

Watch it, hey, I'm Siti Nurhaliza I was not brought up that
way
Won't come across,
even Datuk K lost his heart to Siti Nurhaliza

I don't drink or swear, I won't rat my hair,
I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
Would you pull that crap with Mother Theresa?

As for you, Sicko, I know what you wanna do
You got your cheezy crust, I'm no object of lust,
I'm just plain Lily O,

Elvis, Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool,
now you're starting to drool
Hey, dungu, I'm Lily O.

2:40 PM, March 28, 2007


Dear Sharifah Labia,

I'm Sicko, dont look at me,
you already know.
I dont need a bed
to screw your brains dead.

I'm Sicko without the standalone Zero.
No wonder
you cant get a score Lily O.

The Sicko aint no saint.
Even he wont do the dirty
on mother theresa of calcutta.
God bless her soul.

keep your knickers on, Lily O.
Its pouring.
tom's tumb may be handy,
for one uptight.

You're right Lily O,
I dont fit in.


Sicko

68 comments:

yati said...

you're a vampire? BITE ME :-p

sharifah labia said...

on the contrary, i think you'd be a tight fit :D

Anonymous said...

macam tak happening aje blog ni?!

SYLC

sic6sense said...

yati, good one..haha

sharifah labia, thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me. :D

SYLC, memang tak happening. but it wont suffer the same fate as other defunct blogs because sicko tak sensitive. SYBB! (support your boutique blog)

Anonymous said...

boutique blog? another term copied from John.

We want John!

We want John!

We want John!

We want John!

We want John!

SYLC

scarletthoughts said...

Ya, bring it on John!!
Here Johnny......here Johnny.....don't be a takutlaa,
you sweet lil boy on wheels (with training wheels).

sicko said...

john, the management would like to thank you for your loyal patronage. such a Sweet Young Little Cock, you are.

scarlettthoughts, whylah everyone in anon mode? shy to be associated with this blog izzit? :(

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

will you be my kenickie.

signed
Rizzo

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

eh salah. Ruzzo.

i think.

cain't remembah now.

Anonymous said...

Greetings…
Here here, disturb by continuous kidnapping and hostage taking hence for such pragmatic cause. just an idle thought to share, that john, maybe suffering that same conseq. Well sorry for am a little bit in effect to my occasionally fiend and current situation here. cause i sense some conspiracy in motion and that purpose in action… just hope that john if ever come out again In the open with a gun in his head his abductors will not literally bust his balls to serve such cause from that previous effect (poor, poor john)… guess his balls is captivating? or maybe i just cant relate. who else?
not-nut

pugly said...

Siapa kata blog Sicko tak happening?

After all, he's the one who's got women clambering over each other wanting to get into his pants, losers!

sicko said...

babe, took me a while to figure out that you were referring to grease. didnt realize that sharifah's 'lyrics' came from a song till later. Its Rizzo, i googled.:D

Greeting not-nut, the greater conspiracy lies in the fact that there's none although it appears that its played out in one's mind. little johnny wants to come out to play. hopefully, it doesnt rain on him.

pugly, *gropes and comolot basah!! one dozen cupcakes for yew. :D

anttyk said...

Boutique Blog?

Sic, this place is like your own personal place of worship (in case you did not notice the throngs of chicks worshipping you here).

Me jealous. :p

kiut teddy bear said...

I want to hug Sicko.

Sicko Fan Club said...

We love Sicko!

We love Sicko!

We love Sicko!

We love Sicko!

We love Sicko!

(to infinity ... & beyond!)

drama mama of God said...

If this is a place where sicko is worshipped for his Manly Kekarness, then I daresay being female and all.. I may be the only... exception.

*pats sic fondly on head*

:D =))

princesswaffzonkle said...

im imagining you sitting in the darkness waiting for what i dont know but got sekampit kuaci by your side.

scarletharlot said...

i'd rather stay under the covers. i'll leave u to entertain.

ms cuddles said...

I want to stay under the covers with sicko

lilyliverbird said...

wots with all these anon comments?

I'm not ashamed of sicko. very often, he shamed himself :p

[V]landa said...

If you sang that in barbados, Jay-Z may sign u up.

Then when ur famous, you'll hv all the labias in the world to help clean your palat.

Anonymous said...

Sicko,

I see you got ugly & old chicks on your side? That's okay. I can deal with that.

You want to be the M'sian Deuce Bigalow? That's okay too. I respect your choice in demographics.

Not nut,

What on earth are you on about?


JOHN

sicko said...

John,

You would've been right if you had said they were not on your side. Nuthin to do with me.

For whoever the chicks are, they sure have taste.

Sicko

[V]landa said...

John,
who u calling old n ugly,hmmm?

Yng Lyn said...

sicko is called sicko for a reason.

Yng Lyn said...

sicko is called sicko for a reason.

lilyliverbird said...

Never mind John. Wots sicko doing agreeing with him. Niamah.

sicko said...

yng lyn, just like some are called leng loi. :D

lily, mana ada agreement?? ini bukan conspiracyla.

Anonymous said...

Lilyliverbird,

At the end of the day, that is the difference between men and women. We men stick together while u lot stab each other in the back/steal each other's bf.

Now stop talking abt football when u have never even kick a tennis ball, go bake a cake or something.

~John~

lilyliverbird said...

john,
Your girlfriend probably pay a lot of money to get her friend to steal you away from her.

yati said...

oooooooooooo... it's getting nasty!

pugly said...

Bitterness & jealousy sure stinks ;-)

yvy said...

hhmmm....got fanclub lagi lor!! lol :P

Anonymous said...

oh john youre such a great debate, your only inspiring for that naked wanderlust but they just spoiled your vehement... your the shadow fire! and thats what their missing. for you have taken that note for that some to feel and indeed, still its their mirror they will view and see...

tiu tew said...

sicko, since you are so clever, can you translate the above comment?

Anonymous said...

SYLC, go back to supporting your East Timorese local club ok.
hehe..

D dat D said...

WHO?

blondie said...

i'm convinced that anonymous 6:56pm, April 2nd 2007 is daredevil. hahahaha...

a 36DD wench said...

but where are those screaming in capital letters???

blondie said...

maybe his keyboard is stuck.

scarletthoughts said...

Like I said Lil Johnny,cycle(w them training wheels)out of that almari of yours and blog again if you desire the attention that desperately. Cos it sure sounds like it, to be whining and biting on someone elses.

Blog in your own boutique bloglah so we CAN all give you some lurvin attention.

It's all fair in love and war, sayang.

MWAH!

handmaid said...

Tsk...! Tsk....! Bloodbath over sicko?

Love it!!
You the Man,darling.

Anonymous said...

what if john doesnt really have a name, is there any difference with it? our fingers perhaps. well, we could always make-up for it... and if not john, maybe my name but a name is not a name or scarlet, maybe james blondie or any whos wench or just any name ofcourse... how about anonymous... it cant be its like chasing shadows...

(thanks man for the open commentary)
-not

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Phwoarrrr ... how come got so much blood around here?

Hey sicko, u screwed someone on the rag, ah?

:D

lilyliverbird said...

Wah. Meriahnya blog ni. Boleh tumpang glamour :D

princesswaffzonkle said...

bila nak pasang sitemeter and makan popcorn flavour kuaci whilst monitoring the hits?

yati said...

apa dah jadi ni?

makcik timah said...

anon 7.18 malam,
kau ni sebenarnya tau ke hujung pangkal cerita ni? aku tengok macam sesat je kau ni. pulanglah ke pangkal jalan, nak.

aku nak pegi sambung sidai kain ni.

Anonymous said...

Mischien kunen wij aan vijftig plus bereiken of meer... zijn als orlog, zulen het waneer iederen wordt vermoeid beindigen, ziek voeg omwile van john toe

sicko said...

bah

this too complex for my simple mind.

Gemma Momma said...

Update lah wei. Pemalas.

mini wabbit said...

I heard you are cute. Can I be your friend?

lilyliverbird said...

Wah...now celebrity blogger, don't reply comments anymore. I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy :p

Anonymous said...

Spring is here and the restaurants will soon be filled with anxious and hopeful couples, ordering wine, dusting off their most luminous lies, thinking they might finally have found love.

~Sergei~

Fara with J said...

sergei sounds so gay. so sweet.

Anonymous said...

love and lies dont mix... an oxmoron that doesnt fit. its hard to even wonder or more to give justice... for is it discreet to question -a God who can tell and own lies?

drivel mama said...

And here I was thinking that I am the world's laziest when it comes to hapdet-ing my 'blog' *gaggaggrimacecringe*...

[V]landa said...

57 comments.
so fofular.

not said...

hey man just want to say how sensible what you have post and its never too late to say that. transition of each days undeniably the universal truth and in that dark, a safe place for our fragile mind to rest of all this confusions presented by the light of whats truth, love that is always tricky, the never-ending madness... somehow we could steal a moment to escape.

sic6sense said...

wow..thats profound. i didnt even realize i meant that. :D

i oso want to make blog drama like some others. hehe

gemma said...

fook. i wanted to be the 60th comment. :(

Miss Sorrento said...

Do you think it will get to 69? ;)

[V]landa said...

fatty crab or puteri?

Einstein said...

So sicko, in the deep recesses of your mind, has it ever occured to you Freud may have gotten it wrong?

princesswaffzonkle said...

sickty four! wah, suda jadik diva nampak.

Anonymous said...

revolution is all about change, but that yearning for change will not occur w/out ofcourse of that something demanded to be cease... something in need for a change doesnt absolutely means it is wrong for the former is now not in effect of the new demand and to the conclusion of it all, the new order is undoubtly the creation of the old.

sicko said...

einstein meet anon. lol

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