I did my 'first everything' when I was a teenager. Many very many years later, I still behave like one.
Lacking parental guidance and interest in biology, I discovered sex (or rather spanking the monkey) through a book called, "The Flyboys in London", some poor excuse of a story to write about a humping airline and its crew. Key words that caught my attention then were " In, Out" and "Up, Down".
I was really clueless but since all my blood was rushing to a focal point, an explosion was imminent. With little help, the book was drenched, the sheets were stained and I was traumatized. When I finally regained my composure in an hour, I begin to appreciate the words and messages emanating from that dastardly story. So I did it again just to confirm my understanding.
This story mirrors my other accidental discoveries at that time. I was completely naive, but looking back, I wonder if I would have derived as much pleasure otherwise.
10 comments:
I lack parental guidance and interest in biology too, but I have yet to discover sex.
But I've been told, that this should help.
t.m.i.
[too much information]
wanker!
And If by chance that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all
Wonder if this is wot ol' (crackhead) Whitney meant when she sang this.
:P =))
what an orgasmic attack!!!
ylanda, buy it, use it and write a review.
princesszonkers, t.f.r (thanks for reading)
lilypool, i'm still called that today. :p
knockers, there's a disconnect with the song and her today.
lyn, attacks like that are always welcomed!
happy thoughts or more likely the perverse kind are merry in the making!
pseudo, i would say a good many times. no reflection on your prowess, but of course???
Orgasmic effect!
pseudo,
wot did she answer?
pseudo, more importantly, did she enjoy herself? it doesnt matter otherwise, really.
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