I've finally dipped under 25 minutes for a 5km run. My knees are wobbly but unfortunatley, my stomach still is. A change of routine might help.
My first post in BM. (okay, parts of it). The letters of the week:
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adik comel yang tidak begitu bijak berkata-kata said...
abang sickobuat masa ini, saya begitu kepingin menikmati sebatang lollipop. pada masa yang sama juga, saya ingin memiliki sebuah kereta mini cooper. bolehkah abang sicko yang bijak pandai, lagi kekar dan perkasa, membantu saya?
Adik comel yang tidak begitu bijak,
Walaubagaimanapun bahasa melayu sicko koyak mengoyak, sicko tak bias.
Lollipop yang dinikmati itu harap rasa anggur kerana boleh jadi pandai seperti Kojak. Walaupun rambut dia gugur, dia masih cukup seksi. Kebijaksanaannya boleh dikesan dari kepala yang begitu besar dan berkilat. Omputeh cakap, "He's bright".
adik comel, sicko kurang percaya adik tak begitu bijak. Adik pandai 'multitasking', ingin menjilat lollipop sambil bermimpi memiliki kereta yang termasyhur dunia, Mini Cooper. Adik cukup ambitious nampak. Untunglah negara kami dapat warganegara yang berkhayalan Global.
Oleh kerana sicko pandai, etc etc, nasihat yang disampaikan harap adik tolong memberi pemerhatian.
"Bermimpi itu bagus kalau adik tak berbangun."
"Sicko juga ingin bermain dengan Anggun,"
"Tapi takut pergi Indo kerana banyak gempar bumi."
"Adik akan bangun bila Putera menciumi."
Realiti ada juga nikmatnya.
Sekian.
Sicko
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Keropok said...
Dear Sicko,My, err... friend says his kulit-empat (four-skin) is so long, each time his awek goes down on him, he entire head gets in. ANy advice for err... him?
Dear Keropok
Dont fret, my friend. (your friend?ours?Whatever)
I think its pretty cool that his entire head gets into her mouth when she goes down on him. Kulit-empat long ada khasiatnya. Good for cheese accumulation. I hope she's likes it pungent.
Sicko
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Euwww, Sic.
I think the cheesy stuff is called palat.
abang sicko,
adik di fahamkan di kelas mengaji masa adik kecil dan comel dan masih dara dulu, bahawa konek yang halal adalah konek yang telah disunat, iaitu yang tidak dipakaikan jaket kulit lagi.
adakah ini bermakna, kalau adik bermain dengan jejaka yang telah disunat, ini tidak dimasukkan kategori berzina?
Mahukah abang sicko berzina dengan adik?
abang sicko...... janganlah begitu 'sakit'......
my melayu is crap i know.
Atrocious sungguh Bahasa you.
That 'palat' part is hillarious, I give you that :P
you are priceless and i love you!
*gelak guling guling*
you are bloody hilarious.
keropok,
squeeze the cheese.
:P Sicko, this is hilarious!
Total deterioration.....of the language and head.
Keep it ALL up,darl!
Nice one sic, could u translate the BM for me please.
On another point, should I visit lovely KL this month, would you supply the entertainment?
Finally, if you're kind enuff to put me up, would u refrain from the nude drinking bouts unless we have femsale company.
muahh
femsale indeed.
Abang Sicko Yg Seksi;
Taik kilat bukan untuk dijilat.
Sekian, terima kasih.
- Hantu Tonggek -
*shudders at thought of cheese*
that is why they say that the best shag is Jews and Malay men.
anttyk, would you eat palat? cheese sounds more appetising according to my marketing guru.
sharifah, hmmm bugger. lemme get back to you after my binge drinking.
lyn, your BM very sakit. you call me abang not because i'm older right? :D
danyanova, as long as the message got delivered. i sense you love ur cheese After the wine.
babe, yah! cheesecake for yew.
vlanda, i thot it was gelak sampai bontot terkeluar.
sexy turtle, why's a turtle sexy?
satisfied, thanks i think. :D
the cat, sure. i'll move out. haha.
pugly, are u suggesting that i shud refrain from jilating when u sit on my face? *blur*
doreen, so you have tried it to know u dont like it. You shud try a variety before totally disregarding it.
anonymous, thats such an astute observation. i shall go wash my car now so that i can be a better driver.
Wow. Even, I, the offshoot (or is it offspring) of a Malay medium school, dunno what kekar is. Tolong bagi penjelasan, Abang Sicko.
Thank you, oh thank you Saudara Sicko! Your advice is much appreciated. Er... I'll pass the word along, but apparently she very much likes fresh cheese still sweating its milk.
Antykk, LOL @ palat - haven't heard that in a while.
eh bunny, the reader said kekar not me. but i think it means sicko is hot sex.
keropok, pass her to me then. :D
who moved my cheese?
princess,
the dude with byk foreskin did.
wahai bunnywunny, izinkan saya perjelaskan maksud dan makna perkataan kekar seperti yang dikemukakan oleh saudara/i.
kekar dalam konteks abang sicko ialah 'padat dan rapi' (bagi anyaman) atau 'tegap dan kuat' (bagi tubuh).
anda tidak percaya abang sicko adalah seorang yang kekar tubuh badannya?
macam-macamlah sicko ni! :))
this is neither here nor there, but i like toasted cheese sandwich with a bit of ajinomoto.
vlanda:
he din use his hands huh?
I am duly... impressed.
:D
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Amazing and a shame how you get the most comments from trashy blogs like these. Well, at least now you know you are not alone!
Some of us want the old Sicko back! You really don't have to live up to your name you know.
Pffth.
So sicko, do you swim naked then?
Amazing how women are so good at sly digs.
I say you should write what you like sic6sense. It's your blog:)
er hmmphh
*burps*
anyone knows the new name for Tanzania?
Planning another one of your travel adventures?
for some reason after having chee cheong fun for lunch, i thot of tanzania. must go look it up.
The sicker the better, me thinks.
Let's check out Zanzibar!!!
sounds intoxicating. trust they make good dirty martinis there. :D
ooo .... did you be wear your speedos swimming??
Sicko in Speedos = sexy Sicko !
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