"Have you questioned your sexual orientation? Has your sexual orientation been questioned?Is your sexual orientation questionable?"
She said I looked gay. Unfortunately, she's not the first nor would she be the last. Engulfed with paranoia, a full checkup ensued.
I suspect Mr Freud was trying to justify his sexual orientation when he said all men are bisexual. Many have also argued that only women can be bisexual as their love can be manifested in ways other than of a sexual kind. I suppose what they actually mean is that men ultimately want sex.
Since I cant grasp the concept of love without sex, I must be either heterosexual or gay.
Gesture and speech should transcend sexuality. Bollocks. I can tell a queer guy from my straight eye.
I may occasionally swear like a whore but my gestures are not limp. The tone of my voice, even in anger and shock, barely rises above a baritone. In fact, my voice is so monotonous, I'm denied the mic at karaoke. Seeking solace with Johnny Walker or John Jameson on a regular basis doesnt constitute a sexual relationship.
Gay men generally keep well because they tend to be more promiscuous. Hence, the need to be physically sculptured. Lame.
Promiscuity is so rampant these days, even amongst heterosexuals and the physically 'challenged'. Admittedly, years back when I was physically in my prime (*sob*), I could pass off for a gay. I had the right accessories as well; Oliver People's black rim glasses made famous by John Le Carre in his novels and white pants.
Thankfully, my clothes didnt make me.
Crossed my mind for a second. I rather continence and abstinence.
The company you keep reflects your orientation.
Most of my friends are straight. However, I'm bicurious. I love the company of gay men and women. I love it so much that I've tongued men both straight and otherwise, in my drunken stupor. My ex girlfriend loved me so much that when we broke up, she turned gay.(I prefer this version of the story). We remain goodfriends and I'm cordial to her girlfriend.
I also like going to gay bars. Inhibitions are left at the door and you cant help but be consumed by the veritable energy on show.
However, this feasting on gay men is superficial.
Unquestionably, a heterosexual bicurious beast, I am. What paranoia??