Monday, February 13, 2006

A VD Special (Love Story for the Delusional)

There was once a Virile Dude
with a Vending Desire
for a Voluptuous Doll;

Caught his eye on Victoria's Derriere.
Aided by a Vibrating Dildo,
he fulfilled her Vagina Depth;

She was well spread
with Venereal Disease
caused by his Venomous Dick;

A Virgin Deflowered,
VENUS DEMYSTIFIED.

11 comments:

yvy said...

Happy Valentine's Day, dearie!!

You've be luuuuuuuuuuurve tagged! ;)

lita said...

wot a Vigorating Ditty!!

HoneyR said...

A Veritable Dampener to wot I thought was going to be a 'rosy' day.

*LMAO*

[Is]landa said...

screw valentines'!

Lynna said...

LIL sic...:-))

babulicious said...

A truly Vapid Delusion.

*And a totally cliched day to receive any unexpected Gift of Love.*

Foo Manchu said...

A Vomit Day indeed!

Angel Eyes said...

Happy V-day to yewww!

=)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Dude! Sweet. Really sweet. LOL!

Lil' Miss Easydent said...

"Venomous Dick" = hahahhah... funny bit! nicely done!

sic6sense said...

hmmmm (so many hostile women around).

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