There was once a Virile Dude
with a Vending Desire
for a Voluptuous Doll;
Caught his eye on Victoria's Derriere.
Aided by a Vibrating Dildo,
he fulfilled her Vagina Depth;
She was well spread
with Venereal Disease
caused by his Venomous Dick;
A Virgin Deflowered,
VENUS DEMYSTIFIED.
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Happy Valentine's Day, dearie!!
You've be luuuuuuuuuuurve tagged! ;)
wot a Vigorating Ditty!!
screw valentines'!
LIL sic...:-))
A truly Vapid Delusion.
*And a totally cliched day to receive any unexpected Gift of Love.*
A Vomit Day indeed!
Happy V-day to yewww!
=)
Dude! Sweet. Really sweet. LOL!
"Venomous Dick" = hahahhah... funny bit! nicely done!
hmmmm (so many hostile women around).
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