Just been asked to be the Simon Cowell of the company's Idol competition at the annual kickoff and dinner tonight. I need a listing of insults quickly! Some crappy ones so far.
You've got the X factor!
X for fearlah.
Everytime you open you mouth, you give me fear.
You've just wasted 5 minutes of my life!
Somebody please get the doctor!
The man is in pain!
Who are you again?
Wahhh Ah Lian.
You got the potential la
If things dont work out for you here,
I'm sure you'll find work at some karaoke lounge.
I sure call your number wan!
The best part of the performance for me,
was when it ended!
I've been waiting to say this ever since you joined the company;
Wong Ah Beng, you're fired!
Death would be painless compared to this!
Your (big) presence overshadowed your performance!
You're a cunning fella;
since you cant sing well, you try to be bad.
Well, you suck at being bad!
I'm so going to enjoy this tonight. God help these poor buggers.
Its all about the delivery. Nobody gets it when you're too clever!