Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Hope and Hopeless

She was so ravenous that she demanded a fist. Obediently, I knuckled down.

On a related note, I finally figured it all out. Life is not as straightforward as first thought; in fact, its in reverse. Consider for a moment that death is birth and vice versa.

If you check with your Gods , TV sermons and your parents, wisdom is directly correlated to age. Wisdom means clarity and clarity is the outcome of innocence. Based on my mathematical modelling using the Monte Carlo simulation, the wisest must be the most innocent who has the greatest clarity, and therefore, applying my Life Reversal Prophecy, we are dead at birth.

So you see, hope and hopeless are not always what they seemed.

*I know this post sucks but I need a closure on the previous series of hope and hopeless posts. So dont run away, normal headjob resumes.

11 comments:

lilyliverbird said...

Are you getting sicker by day or am I getting stupider?

Clueless in cyberland

princesswaffzonkle said...

*glazed eyes*

vic said...

Brilliant. As innocence is lost and purity is clouded, we lose wisdom.

Made money last nite on Italy huh? :))

I killed Laura Palmer said...

Reading your blog is like watching David Lynch's "Twin Peaks" these days.

Always makes me go, "Eh wott??!""

:D (Then again, if you weren't like this, it wouldn't make you 'YOU', hermano... ;) )

The Squatter said...

what a fag entry!

[Is]landa said...

warped!

iconotlass said...

Wuss!

Inspired, none the less. Only to be devoured by delirium.

Want to take my spot with my therapist? Every tuesdays high noon, equatorial hotel. She's hottie too.

iconotlass said...

Wuss!

Inspired, none the less. Only to be devoured by delirium.

Want to take my spot with my therapist? Every tuesdays high noon, equatorial hotel. She's a hottie too.

sic6sense said...

lils, my state of mind is not a reflection of yours.

princessbonkers, tell me what you CANT see.

vic, i've not placed any bets this WC. but pity the germans, wanted them to meet the french. italy/ports final will be a disaster.

so you did it, sometimes I go "Eh wott??!" meself too!

pseudo, i know..i needed a smoke after writing it.

ylandak, thanks!

iconotlass, your nick mean anything? coz iconotunderstand. or am I suppose to be iconotlad??

tigerjoe said...

Hope is when you approach some random hot chick at a bar.

Hopeless is when the first thing you say to her is "I really fancy you, so howsabout it?" in a fake scottish accent.

Therapist at Equatorial? If it's the same one I have in mind, then yes, she does have very nice hands. Among other things.

eyeris said...

between your post and mine, i think we BOTH need some jameson. :D